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I’ve been cleaning and consolidating today, and I found a few ‘chuckle’ worthy things in an old data disc.

What how your initials affect your love life –

M You are emotional and intense. When involved in a relationship, you throw your entire being into it. Nothing stops you; there are no holds barred. You are all-consuming and crave someone who is equally passionate and intense. You believe in total sexual freedom. You are willing to try anything and everything. Your supply of sexual energy is inexhaustible. You also enjoy mothering your mate.

F You are idealistic and romantic, putting your lover on a pedestal. You look for the very best mate you can find. You are a flirt, yet once committed, you are very loyal. You are sensuous, sexual, and privately passionate. Publicly, you can be showy, extravagant, and gallant. You are born romantic. Dramatic love scenes are a favorite fantasy pastime. You can be a very generous lover.

Your Pokéname is:
Hypnoeon
Profile
You live in the steaming jungles of Guatemala, and your diet consists mostly of berries, bats and wine.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can eat fire. You can spit ice bolts. You can spit sand. You can shoot broken glass. You can resist bricks. You can swim in jet fuel. You can spit sledgehammers. You can shoot rocks.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Bertnerd.

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Your Pirate name is:

Captain Prudentilla Flint

Even though there’s no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you’re the one in charge. Like the rock flint, you’re hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you’re easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!