yamaonna

something that made me laugh –

> > The airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight
> >attendant gave the passengers the usual information regarding seat
> >belts, etc. Finally, she said, “Now sit back and enjoy your trip
> >while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to
> >your destination.”
> >
> > Ed sitting in the eighth row thought to himself, “Did I
> >hear her right? Is the captain a woman?” When the attendants came by
>
> >with the drink cart, he said “! Did I understand you right? Is the
> >captain a woman?”
> >
> >”Yes,” said the attendant, “In fact, this entire crew
> >is female.” “My God,” said Ed, “I’d better have two scotch and
> >sodas. I don’t know what to think of all those women up there in the
> >cockpit.”
> >
> >”That’s another thing sir,” said the attendant, “We no
> >longer call it the cock pit.”
> >
> >”Now it’s the Box office
> >