One of the great mysteries of the universe is how do ninjas drink? I’m sure you’ve sat there watching a Michael Dudikoff movie where a ninja breaks into the evil African ninja-commando lair and wonder “How the hell does he maintain his fluids with a ninja mask on?” Well calm down you little battlers cause I’m about to run it through for you. It’s pretty simple. Here are the steps:

1. Make a ninja mask out of a shirt.

2. Take your drink, hold it above your head and pour it all over your shirt.

3. Suckle the shirt.

4. When thirsty again repeat from step 2.

THAT is all there is to it. I bet you feel pretty silly right about now? Kinda like a person who just discovered how a magic trick works huh? Well DON’T cause many people don’t know about how ninjas drink so it is up to YOU to spread the word.

and here is our conversation tonight –

michelelisa
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get up on time (read all 8 entries…)

progress…. maybe  — 25 minutes ago

havent been sleeping in, despite the shift work. Actually I’m usually getting to bed before 12, so the latest I sleep in til is 8. or 9 if im tired. would like to make it seven though.

maybe I’ll keep a record of this…..

Dec 19, 02:31AM PST | Edit | Delete

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Yip
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I hate shift work

I have to work 10pm to 6am over Christmas. God bless you people who are bad over xmas. I think I shall leave you some coal.

Dec 19, 02:37AM | Thread | Delete | Respond to this Cheer this comment!

michelelisa
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oh, yay, I could light a fire and then it would be even more damned hot.

Dec 19, 02:42AM | Thread | Edit | Delete | Respond to this

Yip
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We could light up an effigy of the moon to appease the sun so it no longer burns us with hot rays that are really meant for the moon because the moon plays hide-and-go-seek behind earth all day long.

Dec 19, 02:45AM | Thread | Delete | Respond to this Cheer this comment!

michelelisa
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one day I will take my revenge on the sun, one day.

but first I just have to figure out how to make it go nova.

and then no one will be around to enjoy the sunless solar system.

but all will be good, because I wont have to cope with stupid weather, and a country that doesnt know the meaning of ‘winter’ or ‘seasons’.

Dec 19, 02:48AM | Thread | Edit | Delete | Respond to this

Yip
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All the other planets will be sad then 😦

“What about us!” they will cry. The closet ones will die from skin cancer and the ones far out will no longer have their personal tanning saloon. This will be sad.

What happens if you are in a spaceship that doesn’t know winter or seasons?

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